SLAWD

"Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection" (itsalwayssteve) 03/23/2018 at 13:10 • Filed to: Nothing means anything anymore

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Every time I see a high-spec Nissan crossover I find myself pronouncing the badge “SLAWED”

Takuro Spirit > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 03/23/2018 at 13:14

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DAWRX - The Herb Strikes Back > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 03/23/2018 at 13:16

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I do the same thing with Acura’s Precision-All Wheel Steer.

and 100 more > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 03/23/2018 at 13:17

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Honda has theirs:

MonkeePuzzle > Takuro Spirit 03/23/2018 at 13:20

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Spanfeller is a twat > DAWRX - The Herb Strikes Back 03/23/2018 at 13:27

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Paws at least sort of is cool, paws have lots of grip!

Nothing cool about Xdrive or 4matic, even Quattro sounds kinda silly.

Textured Soy Protein > and 100 more 03/23/2018 at 13:46

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CaptainObvious89 > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 03/23/2018 at 13:53

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Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 03/23/2018 at 13:55

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I have a fucking awesome slaw recipe:

2 cups finely chopped red cabbage

3 tbs vinigar

3 tbs white sugar

2 shredded carrots

1/4 cup finly diced red onion

1/2 cup mayo

2 tbs lemon juice

salt/pepper to taste about 1 tsp each.

Mix all this shit together and enjoy as a side or as a garnish on a big ass burger/dog.

LongbowMkII > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 03/23/2018 at 14:02

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well I will now.

LongbowMkII > and 100 more 03/23/2018 at 14:04

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SH-AWD(Y)

Super Handling AWD (with Y bias)

nermal > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 03/23/2018 at 14:43

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I like my Nissans like I like my sandwiches. SLAWD.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > and 100 more 03/23/2018 at 15:21

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Earth Dreams has got to be one of the most pretentious names in the Automotive industry . The Land Rover Autobiography Edition comes close.

Under_Score > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 03/23/2018 at 15:32

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But that’s not even the highest spec on some! Dun dun dun dun!

Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection > Under_Score 03/23/2018 at 16:26

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There’s also platinum. Which on a pathfinder you may as well get an Infiniti JX

Under_Score > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 03/23/2018 at 16:47

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Exactly! It’s like buying off-brand shoes from Payless that are $40 when you can buy actual Nikes for under $40.